The Paginator 2000 !

". . .Aha, you say . . but what about the lucky, lucky few who have
'Walkman' style audio players? Let's ask this hired actor in a laundramat . ."

..
* "The Paginator 2000"
( The Perfect Entertainment Cassette )

(  6 minutes  -  2.5 meg   .mp3  )


 
Don Juan In Hell
( Act III of  " Man and Superman "  by G.B. Shaw )

PART 1
45 minutes - 83.2 meg -  .mp3


PART 2
50 minutes - 93 meg - .mp3
" There is plenty of humbug in Hell - Indeed, There is hardly anything else. "
The Tale of "Heaven and Hell"

Part 1
( 5 min. 23 seconds   -   2.33 meg  .mp3)

Part 2
(  3 min. 4 seconds  -  1.3 meg  .mp3 )

Part 3
( 4 min. 28 seconds  -  1.9 meg  .mp3 )



Polonius Then
1 minute 30 seconds  -  606 k   .mp3

Good advice? Bad advice?  At least the Dad is saying SOMETHING.

Polonius now
4 minutes  -  1.62 meg   .mp3



"The Tale of the Samurai"


A true Warrior demonstrates what
'elegant victory' means.


( 3 min. 48 seconds  -  1.65 meg  .mp3 )




A Couple 'o Characters - Non Player

What do the NPC's in MMO's talk about
when you're not looking? *


(  7 min.  39 seconds  -  3.6 meg   .mp3  )

* If you don't know what NPC or MMO stand for, you will
not find this funny.

Do game graphics have a good time at YOUR expense?


Who's Arathi ?

Radio comedy re-fitted for PVP in "World of Warcraft"

(  6 min.  38 seconds  -  3.8 meg   .mp3  )



© Blizzard Entertainment




Dysfunctional D & D


A new and slightly frayed DM finds a great challenge
in introducing D&D to family members.

( 15 minutes  -  6 meg   .mp3 )


Somebody's Clueless. Could it be the author of this bit?


Hamlet De-Railed

The "Story Fixer" jumps into the fiction
multiverse and nips this tragedy in the bud.
Hamlet's Father remains un-ghosted and Claudius
gets a swift kick in the groin.

(   7 minutes 19 seconds  -  2.93 meg     .mp3   )

King Hamlet skips a nap and saves 9 lives.

All's Well Cellular Hell

A disgruntled suitor vents to his friend, filling
him in on the details of Helena and Bertram.
 All's well if it ends well. But it sure didn't end
well for this jealous, foul-mouthed bystander.

(   21 minutes  -  4.73 meg     .mp3   )
Vulgar phone rant. All's Well? Hell no!


Goon Show Nightmare Part 001
(  16 min.  19 seconds  -  6.54 meg   .mp3  )

Goon Show Nightmare Part 002
(  7 min.  46 seconds  -  3.11 meg   .mp3  )

Goon Show Nightmare Part 003
(  8 min.  53 seconds  -  3.56 meg   .mp3  )

A poor, but sincere tribute to " The Goon Show ".
It's performed as a dream and shamelessly steals
their jokes.




Never dreamed in "Goon", but always in color.

This section is for audio related to
Favorite Podcasts

They began as "mini-dramas"
3 to 4 minute promotional pieces that
featured the related show,
Once in a while though, I went overboard and
the length got a bit extreme.



For "Gamer: The Podcasting"
A hardboiled gumshoe falls into the hands of "would be" spies.

http://www.anim5.com/gtp/GTP_22050-stereo-4min.mp3

For " Dragon's Landing"
George Bailey and Clarence explore the advantages of Randomness.

http://www.anim5.com/dli/DLI_44100-mono-3min.mp3

For " Dragon's Landing"
A little over a year later, Clarence looks for help from
George to bring back the Dragon's Landing podcast..

http://www.anim5.com/dli/dli_return_intro.mp3

For " The Round Table" and "Misfit Brew"
A pompous Alien gets his from a Myth-Savvy Farmer.

http://www.anim5.com/trt/TRT_22050_stereo_6min.mp3
( The voice of the Muse "Thalia" at the end
of that piece, belongs to Mrs. anim5 )


For "Fist full of Comics ( and games  )"
A brand new work of Shakespeare! About comics and games?

http://www.anim5.com/ffocag/FFOCAG_stereo_22050_15min.mp3

For " Does My Geek Look Big In This"
Space battles and chases in the tradition of  Space Cadets!

http://www.anim5.com/dmglbit/DMGLBIT_stereo_22050.mp3

For " Dragon's Landing - Chupa Bob abduction "
DRAGNET ' s  Joe Friday deals with local Chupacabra worries.
20 minutes  -  18.3 meg

http://www.anim5.com/dli/Dragnot_44100_mono.mp3




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