When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!

Let's see how tall ye are stretched out on the ground ye hairy, putrid dung munchin' stink on legs !

These mighty Oaths
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