When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!

Go home and pose in front o' the mirror some more ye weasel hearted crap combin' hampster smacker !

These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
"AntiPills"
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.

- See also "Who's Arathi?" - The 10 foot tall Dice Tower  and "Dysfunctional D&D"