When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!
Go ahead an' run! I LIKE a movin' target ye hairy, putrid back bitin' turd pile !
These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.
- See also
The 10 foot tall Dice Tower