When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!

Go ahead an' run! I LIKE a movin' target ye hairy, putrid screechy worthless streak O' pee !

These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.

- See also "Who's Arathi?" - The 10 foot tall Dice Tower  and "Dysfunctional D&D"