When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!

It's all great fun 'til somebody loses an eye! Dinna fuss. I'll mail it to yer friends ye hairy, putrid screechy snot rag !

These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
"AntiPills"
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.

- See also "Who's Arathi?" - The 10 foot tall Dice Tower  and "Dysfunctional D&D"