When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!

Stand still and get yer butt kicked up around yer ears ye bug brained wussy footed stink on legs !

These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
"AntiPills"
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.

- See also "Who's Arathi?" - The 10 foot tall Dice Tower  and "Dysfunctional D&D"