When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!
Welcome to PAIN TIME with a dwarf! Starring YOU! ye bug faced crap combin' bile bag !
These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.
- See also
The 10 foot tall Dice Tower