When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!
Lemme spell out the rules for ye. I win. YOU LOSE! ye butt faced screechy turd pile !
These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.
- See also
The 10 foot tall Dice Tower