When yer dealin' out the damage, never be at a loss fer words!
Commit these oaths to memory an' shout'em out with Dwarven pride!

Kill my pet will ye? I'm gonna knot yer legs together ye weasel hearted dung munchin' spider-kissin ' washoon !

These mighty Oaths
were made Possible by:
"AntiPills"
Comic remedies so rare, only the jars remain.

- See also "Who's Arathi?" - The 10 foot tall Dice Tower  and "Dysfunctional D&D"