Questionable Entrees at the local Inn.

Fried Narwhal livers with stir fried venom infused sprouts. Served in a minty Unicorn sauce. Beverage: A full tankard of bitter regret stout.
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What is all this?
You are in a busy Inn, Tavern or Pub. You have ordered hot food.
A human waiter, 7 feet tall and built like an ox, lumbers over to your table and slams down wooden plates, bowls and tankards.
In each serving, there is a steaming hot lump of unidentified meat, a barely cooked potato and a fist sized chunk of slightly stale bread.
"Your goo may meel ov dah nite majesty," he slowly mumbles in a voice that vibrates dust from the ceiling, "...eat it or don't."
He then drops a scroll in front of each patron, with the name of their particular "House Special". and walks away.


To get your own meal combo from dice results, please roll from the tables below.
 d10 - Preparation
1  Fried
2  Roasted
3  Broiled
4  Smoked
5  Steamed
6  Marinated
7  Boiled
8  Ground
9  Simmered
10  Barbecued
 d100 - Creatures
1  Toucan
2  Cobra
3  Peacock
4  Velociraptor
5  Porcupine
6  Lizard
7  Oroborus
8  Pixie
9  Vampire
10  Werewolf
11  Phoenix
12  Satyr
13  Whale
14  Pegasus
15  Harpy
16  Hyena
17  Flamingo
18  Centaur
19  Kraken
20  Leviathan
21  Cayote
22  Bat
23  Tortoise
24  Woodpecker
25  Platypus
26  Nephilim
27  Camel
28  Troll
29  Owl
30  Reindeer
31  Iguana
32  Sloth
33  Aardvark
34  Meerkat
35  Giraffe
36  Mud Skipper
37  Dolphin
38  Goblin
39  Gargoyle
40  Narwhal
41  Armadillo
42  Groundhog
43  Possum
44  Orangutan
45  Koala
46  Blowfish
47  Octopus
48  Hamster
49  Warg
50  Tarasque
51  Salamander
52  Santa Claus
53  Roc
54  Raven
55  Puckwudgie
56  Basilisk
57  Seagull
58  Wombat
59  Racoon
60  Unicorn
61  Snake Bat
62  Shark
63  Leprechaun
64  Wyvern
65  Griffin
66  Hydra
67  Bugbear
68  Howler Monkey
69  Baboon
70  Chimaera
71  Ostritch
72  Dingo
73  Moose
74  Vulture
75  Goony Bird
76  Penguin
77  Hog
78  Badger
79  Fairy
80  Rhino
81  Crocodile
82  Sphynx
83  Banshee
84  Kangaroo
85  Mastadon
86  Zebra
87  Bunyip
88  Bison
89  T-Rex
90  Manticore
91  Chupacabra
92  Hippo
93  Behemoth
94  Gorgon
95  Vole
96  Mummy
97  Naga
98  Gecko
99  Tardigrade
100  Gazelle
 d12 - Entree Type
1 sausage
2 pate
3 kidneys
4 livers
5 necks
6 knees
7 breasts
8 ribs
9 thighs
10 buttocks
11 scalps
12 feet

 d8 - Preparation II
1 mashed
2 raw
3 diced
4 ground
5 dried
6 pounded
7 whipped
8 stir fried

 d8 - Spice
1 garlic
2 salt
3 paprica
4 parsley
5 venom
6 maple
7 yooka liptuss
8 pine

 d10 - Produce
1 berries
2 nuts
3 kumquats
4 beans
5 stems
6 roots
7 leaves
8 stalks
9 sprouts
10 vines

 d10 - Sauce Type
1 minty
2 cheery
3 delightful
4 eye watering
5 light
6 tastey
7 surprising
8 heavy
9 delectable
10 creamed

[ Repeat Creature Roll for Sauce ]

 d10 - Brew Flavor
1 hot onion
2 Roo Barb
3 asparagus
4 grapefruit
5 peppermint
6 bitter regret
7 zuchini
8 pineapple
9 goat weed
10 clove

 d10 - Brew
1 beer.
2 wine.
3 coffee.
4 ale.
5 water.
6 tea.
7 stout.
8 liqueur.
9 moonshine.
10 fizz.




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